New terms introduction

Titi Toto 师公放屁一大扑，若唔是伊就是你。(用福建话来讲)
Titi toto saikong pangpui jiduaput, na hmm si ii tio si lii......

This sentence is used to point out who is the one should be bear the responsibility. For example, when we gonna choose a leader in a group,we can use this one..Or when we wanna

老师教我读书，我教老师打山猪,
山猪跌落河,我笑老师大笨猪。
This one is used to tease the teacher....haha.....dunn who is so naughty n create this 1......

姣查某, 没穿裤,走在路中,放屎放尿。
siao char bor, bor cheng kou, kia tii lou tiong, pang sai pang jio......
(This 1 is describe shuhui...hhahahah...in BSM class)

New vocabulary: (actually is not new...cos sometime i had mentioned it in my daily life....they are just alien...)
1.阿扁 (ah pia) - dunno how to explain it....just know how to sue it....
2. Palobai --- used to describe ppl who like to wear big big shirt n big big pant....those who always wear big size clothes we can say them as palobai....
e.g: 做么你穿到象Palobai这样? (when the person wear big cloth)
3. kiat ngong ngong -- describe ppl who are stupid......
4. kiat --- almost same as kiat ngong ngong
e.g:为什么你这样kiat 的?